"I COULD WALK AWAY FROM THIS TOMORROW"

Tutty,tutty,tut,tut!! Didn't your Presbyterian father tell you that lying is a sin? Mind you - he's probably doing horizontal pirouettes in his grave with the disingenuous shit you've been spouting lately! So your delicate little rhino skin has been pierced and you are "hurt" by all the nasty comments about poor ickle you - you fucking liar! - AGAIN!!
  

A LYING CUNT LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY

Over at the Grauniad they are lapping up this bullshit with relish - I wouldn't be at all surprised if the BBC jumps in for a big steamy helping of the same crap - after all, they would rather be gullible than critical of their beloved Labtard Party. Gordon says.......

"To be honest, I could walk away from all of this tomorrow"

"I'm not interested in what accompanies being in power."

Anyone who starts a sentence like that with "To be honest" is fucking lying!

In the interview he also.......

• rubbished the so-called Hotmail coup of Blairite ministers and backbenchers against him, calling it "the email that nobody signed".

They didn't sign it because they are a bunch of spineless bastards!

• said that there was now a "common purpose" between Peter Mandelson and him, and that the Labour party, famously resistant to the business secretary's charms, had finally come round. "People are coming to appreciate his talents in a way the Labour party didn't before ... I think there's a great affection for him now".

I wouldn't count on it - just because you think so doesn't make it real!

• conceded that he had a weakness in how he presented himself to the public: "I'm not as great a presenter of information or communicator as I would like to be" - and claimed that he is not skilled at political manoeuvring - "I don't actually think I'm very good at it at all."

Okay - 1) you say you can't communicate, yet we see through everything you say and - 2) your whole career has been built on political manoeuvring!

• said "it's a strange life, really", and joked that the best way to run the country would be "from a train, getting around the country".

Maybe he could jump off the train when it's travelling at full speed and do us all a fucking favour!