THE METHANE REPORT

Would you fucking Adam and Eve it?!! I have just been watching Countryfile on our wonderful politically correct, biased, Lefty, "stick your climate change and your global warming up your fucking arse" BB fucking C!

Some PC twats are now trying to discourage us from eating red meat because, and get this, cows are producing too much methane and adding to the "problem" of "climate change"! What the fuckety fuck next???!!!

They have actually strapped large devices to the cows' backs and have run a bleeding great pipe all the way round to their arseholes to measure the amount of methane they produce -  so be prepared for red meat to disappear from the menu if this pile of Left Wing PC vegetarian stormtroopers get their way!

Personally, I would like to round up a herd of fucking vegans and strap the machines to their backs and stick a bloody great hosepipe up their arseholes to see how much fucking methane they produce every day with all that bastard rotting greenery they've eaten!! Fuck the fucking fuckety fuck off you lying Lefty cunts!