GLOBAL WARMING SCAM - GOVERNMENT ADVERTS BANNED

MILIBAND'S GLOBAL WARMING "NURSERY RHYMES" BANNED

Two government advertisements which use nursery rhymes to warn of the dangers of climate change have been banned for exaggerating the threat. Commissioned by Energy Secretary Ed Miliband, the adverts are based on children’s poems "Jack and Jill" and "Rub-A-Dub-Dub" and assert that climate change will cause flooding and drought.

The Advertising Standards Agency (ASA) ruled the adverts – which attracted 939 complaints - made exaggerated claims which went beyond mainstream scientific consensus

One advert read: 

‘Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. There was none as extreme weather due to climate change had caused a drought.’

Beneath this was written: 

‘Extreme weather conditions such as flooding, heat waves and storms will become more frequent and intense.’ 

The other read:  

‘Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub – a necessary course of action due to flash flooding caused by climate change.’

It added: 

‘Climate change is happening. Temperature and sea levels are rising. Extreme weather events such as storms, floods and heat waves will become more frequent and intense. If we carry on at this rate, life in 25 years could be very different.’

The watchdog stated the Department of Energy and Climate Change (DECC) should not publish the adverts again, ruling that the text accompanying the rhymes should have been phrased more tentatively. Using reports of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) as reference, the ASA determined it was not possible to make such definitive statements about Britain’s future climate.

As a result the adverts were found to have broken the code on substantiation, truthfulness and environmental claims. The ASA said: ‘All statements about future climate were modeled on predictions, which the IPCC report itself stated still involved uncertainties in the magnitude and timing, as well as regional details, of predicted climate change.’

The watchdog found that other elements of the campaign, including a TV and cinema advert in which a father read his daughter a bedtime story about a world affected by climate change, did not breach its guidelines.

 

PIC BY GRUMPY OLD TWAT

Mr Miliband said his department had been ‘comprehensibly vindicated’ by the ASA but promised to more accurately reflect scientific uncertainty about global warming in future campaigns.

The ruling comes amidst the fall-out from the leak of more than 1,000 emails and documents from the University of East Anglia’s controversial Climatic Research Unit. The emails, which dealt a severe blow to the credibility of environmental science, were seized upon by global warming sceptics as evidence that academics were massaging the figures.

Since the leak, belief in global warming has fallen from 41% to 26%

STORY FROM THE DAILY MAIL

It's as if Climategate never happened, the "hockey stick" graph was never discredited, the Himalayan glaciers were still going to melt by 2035 and that Antarctic ice hadn't increased. It's as if Phil Jones, the CRU, Michael Mann and Rajendra Pachauri were not under investigation for falsifying data, or that NASA and the Met Office were not also complicit in the global warming scam.


Isn't it absolutely fucking typical of these twats to push this climate change bollocks to the limit in their attempts to indoctrinate our children, tax us into oblivion and to control our lives completely and utterly, (as their slaves).

And they actually have the bare-faced audacity/Lefty stupidity to call these pieces of shite "rhymes"!  

Must do better, Minibrain Minor, these are not rhymes and they don't even scan properly - now go and see the headmaster, you stupid boy!

Let's put it this way....... "Don't give up your day job, twat"!

Here's another one for you:

‘Humpty dumpty sat on the wall. Ed Miliband is a stupid Lefty cunt who can't write rhymes for toffee!’ 

You see, Minibollocks?......anyone can do it! I tried to do the worst I possibly could but it's still better than yours and mine is true while yours are both downright lies!

I also fail to see how the ASA can find that these rhymes break the rules but that the offensive video, (pictured above, and which was nothing but out-and-out scaremongering designed to frighten our children), does not break those same rules as both are based on pure speculation and Labour's real Left-wing goal of world government and ruling our lives entirely!

The ASA hasn't gone nearly far enough - this ruling is only partly correct and the corrupt Lefty politics behind it stinks - as usual! 

And just to finish off, here are two more of the horrible things that weren't mentioned in the story:

Twinkle twinkle Gorgon's eye.......

Hey diddle diddle? You have been and you will be again!

Ain't Labour wonderful?

CUNTS!