KERRY McCARTHY - DOWNFALL

     
Labour's Twitter Twat, Kerry McCarthy Proves How Thick She Is - Again!

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LEADERS' DEBATE , (ROUND 3) - LIVE BLOG

   

Tonight at 8:30pm, (BST)

"I'm such a cunt!"

Hope to see you then, or a little earlier.

Spidey

+++UPDATE+++

 
 

BIGOTGATE - THE DOWNFALL OF GORDON BROWN

  

Oh, dear...... that's torn it...... oh, my aching sides...... bwahahahahahaha!

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THIRD LEADERS' DEBATE - LIVE BLOG

    
On Thursday evening at 8:30pm here on

 

we will be 

blogging the 3rd Live Leaders' Debate

 which is being broadcast on

BBC TV and Sky News between

8:30pm and 10:00pm. 

The third and, thankfully, final Leaders' Debate is supposed to be on the economy but, knowing the BBC and their resident Lefty, Dumblebore, they will also be doing their damnedest to make sure their man, Gordoom, gets the best crack of the whip!

So..... will the unelected, Mono-Eyed Fuckwit finally stop "shaking all over" and hang on in there with the far more polished performances of Smeggy and Davey Boy?

Who knows?

Who the fuck even cares?

Either way there will be 10 blogs and their readers champing at the bit to take the piss and rev some fucks into them all.

Oh..... and we might even discuss a policy or two!

This week, the 10 blogs where you can come and join in the fun are.....

All Seeing Eye

Barking Spider

Biased BBC  

Corrugated Soundbite 

Dick Puddlecote 

Governmentitus

  

Grumpy Old Twat

Man Widdicombe

Subrosa

  

The Red Rag
 

To catch the live blogging, come back here on

Thursday, 29th April, just before 8:30pm.

Hope to see you then,

Spidey

  

PAT CONDELL ON THE UK ELECTION

  
At last, Pat is talking about the upcoming election......

 
 

2nd LEADERS' DEBATE SUMMARY

   
Having already vented my spleen on the live blog tonight, folks, this sketch by Quentin Letts sums it all up much better that I could at the moment.....

AGGRO, THRUSTS, PALPABLE HITS AND ONE OR TWO MOMENTS OF HIGH COMEDY

Fight! Fight! Well, that one was much more fun than the first leaders’ debate. Aggro, thrusts, parries, palpable hits and one or two moments of high comedy. 

Gordon Brown, his fringe stiff with hairspray, kept smiling like Jeff Tracey from Thunderbirds. Nick Clegg developed a case of the sweaty Bettys. Mop wallah! Quick! Swab down that man.

David Cameron again frowned rather a lot, though he did remember to point his poached-egg eyes directly at the camera lens.

I can’t really say that I thought Messrs Brown and Cameron did much better this time because I thought they did pretty well last week. Shows how much I know. But the energy level was higher last night. Mr Cameron did less of the calm statesman act and tore into his opponents. Attaboy.

There was more butting in - Mr Clegg’s voice repeatedly barging Broon out of the way. Poor Gordon. He was too polite. Most unlike him!

There was a goodish bust-up about some Labour leaflets which allege that the Tories would get rid of fuel allowances and free telly licences for the elderly. 'Pure and simple lies,' growled Mr Cameron. He told Mr Brown he 'should be ashamed'. Mr Brown laughed.

This time Mr Clegg was the glistening piggy in the middle. Mr Brown, owing to his squiffy eye, was again allowed to stand stage left. The trouble with the middle position is that, like a tennis spectator, you have to look from side to side to watch your neighbours. This can lend the person a shifty aspect. Mr Clegg solved this problem by scribbling notes at his lectern.

Security was much heavier than last week. Bristolians thronged around the docks and police were out in force. A good night for the burglars of south Gloucestershire. Fathers For Justice graced us with their presence and an anti-war group yelled abuse when Mr Brown arrived. On arrival, we were greeted By a recording of jungle drums. You could almost sense Red Indians on the brow of the distant Cotswolds.

Two wags. Sarah Brown was doing her Nurse Ratchet routine - is that a syringe of sedative in her handbag? - and Mrs Cameron did the willowy fashion babe turn. In the absence of Mrs Clegg we had to make do with Paddy Ashdown, squinting like a chap with constipation.

'I’m yer man,' said Mr Brown at the start. Wasn’t there a Leonard Cohen song called that?

At times the whole thing felt less like an exercise in democratic accountability than an advert for Sky News. Branding everywhere. Our compere for the evening, Adam Boulton, sat at a table and held a Sky News cue card like Cilla Black on 'Blind Date'.

Peter Mandelson was nowhere to be seen. Peter! I missed your sensitive steers. In his place we had a Labour spin operation led by boy scout David Miliband. That sensitive flower Charlie Whelan, the trade unions’ hit man, was also on the premises, chewing wasps.

The questions were more interesting. Some man asked about the Pope’s forthcoming visit. Mr Clegg piously told us that he was 'not a man of faith' and then told Catholics they should show 'greater repentance' about the child abuse scandals. This was the one moment in the evening when I nearly threw something at the screen. Ruddy man. If you’re godless, Cleggy, spare us the pulpit talk.

An old dear called Grace asked about pensions. 'Women, and you are one of them,' said Mr Brown in his answer. Hoots of delight in the press room. We also all enjoyed the moment he compared the arguing Cameron and Clegg to his two wee boys at bathtime.

Mr Clegg cited President Obama at one point. I wonder if Mr Obama knows that he, Barack, is the Nick Clegg of American politics. Mr Clegg, keen to show himself a tough little nipper, addressed the other two as 'Gordon Brown' and 'David Cameron' rather than simply settling for Christian names. This started to sound forced. Cleggy also kept using his hands again. When he said the word 'big' he waved his hands in the air and bulged his eyes. Very Jackanory.

Two down. One to go. Next week, grapple fans, we go to the Midlands. Until then, thank you for watching. And now a message from our sponsors.

STORY FROM THE DAILY MAIL

LEADERS' DEBATE, (ROUND 2) - LIVE BLOG

     
Tonight at 8:00pm, (BST)

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GORGON McBROWNEYE - REALITY STARTS TO SET IN

GENERAL ELECTION 2010: GORDON BROWN ADMITS,   'I COULD WALK’

GORDON Brown last night hinted for the first time that he may quit if Labour fails to win a Commons majority at the General Election.

As a clutch of opinion polls put Labour into a humiliating third place, the Prime Minister appeared to suggest he might be ready to stand aside. “I’m only here because I want to make a difference,” he said.“ If I cannot make a difference, I go.” His admission of vulnerability followed a warning from Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg that working with Brown in a Lib-Lab pact might prove “difficult”. 

Westminster insiders believe negotiations in a hung Parliament could mean Mr Brown may have to go so a deal can be made between Mr Clegg and a new Labour leader such as David Miliband. Brown yesterday suggested Labour and the Lib Dems could work together in a “progressive alliance”, but his coded olive branch was rejected by Clegg, who said: “I think there is something frankly desperate about the Labour Party and Gordon Brown.” 

Some Labour ministers were understood to be furious with Brown for making conciliatory gestures towards the Lib Dems, effectively conceding that their party had given up hope of winning an outright majority in the Commons.

Shadow Chancellor George Osborne yesterday mocked the Labour collapse, saying: “The real story of this election has been the disintegration of the Labour campaign.” Osborne said the Prime Minister had been reduced to “pathetically pleading for his job in public”, and compared Labour’s faltering campaign with its collapse against Margaret Thatcher in 1983. “We are not far from a Michael Foot moment, where the Labour party holds a press conference to say Gordon Brown is still the leader of the party,” he added.

Labour insiders complain that the campaign team is struggling to make any decisions because officials are cowed by the Prime Minister. They are used to Gordon Brown rubbishing any suggestions that are not his own.

STORY FROM THE DAILY EXPRESS

These are the comments so far and, I must say, I couldn't have put it better myself - in fact, a few of us bloggers have already been saying just this.....

 

HE'LL GO - KICKING AND SCREAMING!

22.04.10, 12:21am

Brown has cherished the post of PM for as long as he can remember and won't give up the job he is so obviously unsuited for without one hell of a struggle.

He'll need to be dragged out of Downing Street kicking and screaming, and quite probably in a strait-jacket on his way to a secure unit.

Labour will probably come third in the election, but he'll hang on for days, if not weeks, trying desperately to cobble together an alliance with anyone who'll give him the time of day.

Whatever 'suits' remain in a humiliated and defeated Labour Party, will need to read Brown his horoscope a few times before it will sink in that the game's up!

By the end of May he won't even by Labour Leader, let alone PM. But for the time being everything is probably as bright and sunny on 'Planet Brown' as the ridiculous pseudo-Marxist image on the front of their latest work of fiction.

He's certainly earned his place in history. A man who's almost bankrupted Britain and left us with a debt mountain which will take a generation or more to pay off. He'll be held up as a figure of ridicule for the rest of his life - and quite possibly for a few decades afterwards.

• Posted by: StuartPlymouth •

A VOTE FOR CLEGG IS A VOTE FOR LABOUR

22.04.10, 12:18am

Clegg will say I can work with Labour under a new leader.

Five years of Harriet Harperson?

Five years of Mandy in the background?

DON'T BE FOOLED CLEGG WILL WORK WITH LABOUR AND YOU WILL BE BACK IN THE GULAG FOR ANOTHER FIVE YEARS.

MORE DEBT, AMNESTY FOR ILLEGALS THE EURO SUPER STATE AND THE POUND GONE.

IF YOU CARE ABOUT BRITAIN IF YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY BACK MAKE SURE LABOUR CAN'T GET BACK TO RULE YOU VIA A DEAL WITH CLEGG.

• Posted by: Mikexxx •

OF COURSE HE'LL GO ...........................

22.04.10, 12:08am

Straight into a cushy high paid euro-job to line his pockets.

After all, he's got to recoup the expenses he had to repay. Maybe he'll start a cleaning job - lol.

Bye bye and good riddance McDoom.

• Posted by: Yet Another Dwarf •

“If I cannot make a difference, I go.”  (CUNT!)

He's been "making a difference" for thirteen fucking years and he's turned Britain from being the best place in the world to live into a paranoid, oppressive, socialist basket case - that's the sort of "difference" we can do without, fuck you very much! If you can no longer "make a difference" that's a triumph the rest of us will celebrate, you communist cunt!

Nothing really left for me to say that these guys haven't said already - I get the feeling they read a lot of blogs - reading Stuart's comment is just like reading one of my own rants!

 

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INVISIBLE EMPIRE: Alex Jones Documentary (full version)

       

Alex Jones's latest documentary narrated by Jason Burmas, documents the emergence of the New World Order, as announced constantly by politicians and the 'mainstream' media.

There's plenty of material here for sceptics to look up and verify.

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2nd LEADERS' DEBATE - LIVE BLOG

                 
On Thursday evening at 8:00pm here on

 

we will be blogging the 2nd Live leaders' debate

which is being broadcast on Sky News between

8:00pm and 9:30pm. 

Will the new boy wonder, Nick Cleggover, manage
to maintain his momentum, (fnarr), despite the
fact we've all had a week to study his policies? 

Will Call Me Dave get his arse in gear and
show some backbone this time? 

Will Gordon just fuck the fuck off?

(PLEASE!!)

  
Come and join in the Leaders' Debate Live Blog

which, apart from the opportunity to have your

say, promises to be great fun as 10, yes, 10

blogs will all be hosting it simultaneously.

This 'chat' collaboration will be between..... 

All Seeing Eye

Barking Spider

Biased BBC  

Corrugated Soundbite 

Dick Puddlecote 

Governmentitus

  

Grumpy Old Twat

Man Widdicombe

Subrosa

  

Tory Totty Online 

..... all excellent and highly recommended blogs. 

If you haven't seen some of them before then please take this chance to try them out. 

To catch the live blogging, come back here on

Thursday, 22nd April, just before 8:00pm.

Hope to see you then,

Spidey

POLITICAL "DEBATES" - THE VERDICT

BY PETER BROOKES IN THE TIMES

SARAH BROWN'S UGLY FOOT

There have been photographs in the newspapers over the last few days of Sarah Brown's bare feet from when she visited a temple. The picture in the paper showed her little toe as misshapen and deformed. 

Closer inspection shows that she actually has an incredibly ugly growth on the little toe of her left foot.......

EEEEEK!!!

NEW POLL PUTS TORIES WELL AHEAD

On the eve of tonight’s first ever leaders’ television debate, the most comprehensive survey of swing seats since the campaign began showed David Cameron comfortably ahead. The poll by Crosby/Textor was carried out in 100 marginal seats; 80 held by Labour and 20 by the Liberal Democrats. 

43% of voters questioned said they would vote 

Conservative, 31% Labour and 20% Lib Dem. 

Labour have dropped five points since the 2005 election in these seats, while the Tories have gained seven points, the poll showed. The results suggest the Conservatives are much more likely to achieve an outright majority at the election than previously thought. 

One recent poll indicated that the Tory lead had narrowed to just three points, making a hung parliament the most likely result. However, it is in the marginal constituencies - where pollsters believe the election will be won or lost - that the Conservatives have concentrated most of their efforts.  This latest poll appears to suggest that the strategy - masterminded by Lord Ashcroft - is paying off.

The new poll also predicts that turnout in the marginals is likely to be better than many have predicted with 65 per cent of those questioned saying they would definitely vote. A high turnout is likely to favour the Conservatives who need to win 117 seats from other parties to secure an overall majority. The party needs a national swing of almost seven per cent to achieve this. 

As part of the unique poll for the Telegraph, Crosby/Textor told voters who their candidates are before asking them who they would vote for. This gives a more accurate result because in marginal seats voters are more likely to be loyal to individual MPs than parties. The poll found that the Tories would pick up 74 of the 100 seats from Labour. However, they would not pick up any of the seats held by Liberal Democrats. 

Despite fears that public distrust of MPs could result in a low turnout, the poll also indicates that many more may vote than in the two previous elections. In addition to the 65 per cent of those polled who said they were certain to vote, another eight per cent they were likely to. That means voter turnout could top 70 per cent, the highest turnout since 1997.

The survey was carried out over four days to yesterday, taking in the launches of the two main party manifestos. 

 FULL STORY IN THE DAILY TELEGRAPH

So finally we get the truth - and that's just the key marginals - we're looking at a large majority for the Tories, no matter how much the Lefty MSM would like their beloved Labour communist cunts to win - so bye bye Brownarse, bye bye Balls, bye bye the whole fucking lot of you - get out - fuck the fuck off! CUNTS!!