Rumours are rife about our ex-Dear Leader, Winky McFuckwit, at the moment. He has not been seen since 11th May when he exited Downing Street, except for one occasion when he made a brief appearance at a crucial debate with some of the local 4th year primary school children in his Scottish constituency.
A "reliable source" reports that McShite has actually been hiding away in the Royal Edinburgh Hospital undergoing treatment for...... "psychological problems"...... so it would appear that all of the earlier speculation about his mass consumption of heavy duty antidepressants was in fact true!
AND...... at the Daily Mail...... Richard Littlejohn is now offering a reward for a confirmed sighting of the crazy cunt comrade.
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He's in hiding writing his sordid memoirs but he can't think of anything interesting enough for his publisher that isn't either an obvious lie or get him killed by still powerful Count Mandelson.
Or getting some poor sod to write it in big enough print <img></img>
Or getting some poor sod to write it in big enough print ;)
With any luck the cunt will turn up as a "floater" in the Forth ... :-D :-D :-D
<span>Spidey remember their names. Fiercely Friendly. Mad Irishwoman, Strangely Attractive they gave that others might not have to duck flying Nokias. </span>
OneBaller has quite literally gone!!
Rejoice.
Hi Spidey, we knew the mental would be locked up in a padded cell when he left #10.
I hope I don't see him, I see enuf nuts on the streets here every day. =-O
He should stay holed up at the funny farm for a good long time.
That's funny someone is actually giving a reward on spotting him.
I'd go check out the mental wards, but I try to avoid those places...ha ha ha. :-P
I think he may be running for the Oil Czar job in the White House, good fit too since he and Hussein hate Britons huh?
p.s.; Gotta love your commentary!!!!!!
I think he may be running for the Oil Czar job in the White House, good fit too since he and Hussein hate Britons huh?
p.s.; Gotta love your commentary!!!!!!
Meant to say earlier .. should anyone happen across the putrid corpse of this bastard anywhere ..
Please get the "word" out ASAP .. so that we can all attend & poke it with sticks .. :-D :-D
Good idea, CH, sounds like fun! :-P :-D
Thanks, Christopher - he might like to get his claws into that job but I think even Barry Obastard hates him! =-O ;)
It was bound to happen, Bunni - we all knew he was raving mad - he did, too, no matter how much Downing Street tried to cover it up. ;)
Looks like he's bought himself a one-way ticket to the Ha Ha Hotel. :-P :-P :-D :-D
Now that would be nice, CH...... Brownstuff - fished out of the Forth with a jobby wheeker - lovely! ;) :-P :-D
Yes, Banned, another book of lies that would sell even less copies than his last load of old bollocks on "courage". =-O ;) :-D
With marker pen, CH. 8-)
<span>With a really thick black marker pen, CS. 8-) </span>
Ha ha .. As it happens Incoming, I have a full NBC suit (including the old Fuller's Earth powder .. "Blot, Bang, Rub") and an S10 "Gaspirator" in the loft somewhere .. just need to locate a Chandlery now for a Barge pole ... :-D :-D
And lots of places for colouring-in ...
I have it on good authority, that he is at present swimming back up the Gulf Stream to the source of the BP oil spill where he pans to 'once again' save the world by swimming down to the well head climbing in and closing his front door never to be seen again.
Oh allright I made it up!, but has anyone ever noticed how much he resembles one of the sea people off Stingray!
Good point, Indy - he certainly isn't human! ;)
And if he's been swimming in the Gulf - that brown stuff can't be oil...... it must be shite!! =-O :-D
Perhaps a "Hope you die soon" card (in his name) to every Psychiatric Unit in Scotland might just elicit a response as to the yellow-streaked wanker's whereabouts ?
That is so thoughtful, CH, it never occurred to me to send him a card - and such an appropriate one, too! ;) :-D
I know Spidey .. I'm all heart .. ;)
Anyway, to send him a Birthday card would be pointless .. since he wasn't actually "born" as such ..
He was hatched, up some Jockanese alley .. by the warmth from the beam of a Copper's torch, as he slowly trickled down his mother's thigh .. :-D :-D
There's a reported oil spillage in Southampton Water now ..
I wonder, has the sneaky bastard infiltrated across the border .. headed South & dropped his evil-stinking, brown, glutinous guts near Fawley ??
I wouldn't put anything past him ..
He looks like he was cobbled together by Baron Frankenstein, CH! :-P
I heard about that one - they're saying that an American company is responsible but it sounds more like a Brownarse plot to me...... or maybe the Obamacommie sneaked in unannounced and dropped his guts to get his own back on McTurd! ;)
Well, there's one thing for sure .. if it is the fault of an American company .. and in the unlikely event that its CEO was summoned to appear before Parliament, given our compensation & yuman rites culture .. together with the calibre of wanker we have as MP's ... its highly likely that instead of being "sliced & diced" .. he'd walk away with a couple of million in "compo" & a Royal apology for disturbing him ..
I'd be in hiding too if I were him.
Wouldn't we all, James - it has nothing to do with his imaginary "moral compass" either - it's pure cowardice. ;)
Compass (moral or otherwise) my arse ..
McSnot is an "iron" and anyone who knows the first thing about navigation will tell you that iron causes magnetic disturbances to all types of compass ..
So that little theory has just been shot down in flames ...
Next !! ... :-D
PS ... For the benefit of anyone unfamiliar with Cockney rhyming slang "Iron" derives from "Iron Hoof" which rhymes with "Poof" ... Which is another name for a Fudge-packer .. >:o
He certainly is, CH - in fact I was just talking about that in the comments of the post above this one. ;)
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